hope you brought a change of clothes ([info]titsnteeth) wrote in [info]randompictures,
2009-03-09 13:39:00
Have you ever wondered "Hey! What would it look like if some well known fantasy/sci-fi movies were depicted in the style of 19th century Russian woodcuts?" WONDER NO MORE.



 







 



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[info]plexplex

March 9 2009, 19:08:41 UTC 3 years ago

Ah man, what I wouldn't give for some translations.

[info]qpdon

March 9 2009, 19:22:18 UTC 3 years ago

i can help with that, but the only thing i need is a good old-looking font

[info]margesapples

March 9 2009, 19:59:44 UTC 3 years ago

hey-hey) I can translate these)))

[info]plexplex

March 9 2009, 20:21:21 UTC 3 years ago

please do!

[info]margesapples

March 9 2009, 20:42:48 UTC 3 years ago

1)
"Here is an odd dummy
named clockwork terminator 2
tinware head
is getting drunk a kerosene
riding a scooter with harquebus over the village"

"3 arshin in height
wheels and springs are inside"

"Got caught in the black smith
and screwed his head off"


ps: sorry if some mistakes you find) English is not my native


2)
"Here is an anaconda the serpent
100 ells long
if it eat a human then it pukes him back"

"Avid for flower druggist
spoiled this good
but the marsh creature eated up his head"

"Young virgin twisted a knife
and cut off the serpent's head"

[info]margesapples

March 9 2009, 20:57:09 UTC 3 years ago

3)
"I don't wash my socks from my birth
that's why i'm sticking to a ceiling"

"Here I have a spare costume of a spiderman
I hold a lady by one hand
and pour wine adroitly underhand by the other"

[info]margesapples

March 9 2009, 21:05:16 UTC 3 years ago

4)
"Here is a Joker
named Harry Potter
he is teaching magic,
gettin skilled at flying"

"As he overrided the broom
he crushed his fingers"

[info]margesapples

March 9 2009, 21:27:32 UTC 3 years ago

5)
"Neo always looks at the sky
He dodged a bullet
hurted the back of the head
and couldn't straighten himself up
As he saw two cats
he shitet in pants"

"Here is a doctor Morius
with the face of a Negro
I've got an iron whole at the back of my head like a rowlock, I'm going connected to the phone"

"Brother give me a bend pill"

"Neo is going and smellin, and Morius is replying to him:
You asked a pill, but would you take a fig?"

[info]zehara

3 years ago

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[info]baisez_moi_svp

March 9 2009, 19:23:21 UTC 3 years ago

What on earth happened to Harry Potter's balls?!

[info]skonen_blades

March 9 2009, 19:25:45 UTC 3 years ago

Is Neo cutting the cheese?

[info]_stormthesea

March 9 2009, 19:51:16 UTC 3 years ago

I was so distracted by the fact that Harry Potter is grabbing his genitals in distress that I didn't even notice that!

[info]lafinjack

March 9 2009, 23:54:30 UTC 3 years ago

http://bash.org/?111338

[info]inoah

March 9 2009, 19:31:53 UTC 3 years ago

I love these. Thanks for posting the link!

[info]vandigo

March 9 2009, 19:37:38 UTC 3 years ago

I dont recognize some of these . .

[info]spike0313

March 9 2009, 19:41:51 UTC 3 years ago

terminator
anaconda?
spiderman
harry potter
the matrix
star wars
lord of the rings

[info]vandigo

March 9 2009, 20:37:11 UTC 3 years ago

Ahhh, Ok.

[info]rfairney

March 9 2009, 20:38:49 UTC 3 years ago

Stuck on the same one as me :<
What I wouldn't give for a translation to be sure of it :o

Indiana Jones is missing :

[info]psa_98

March 9 2009, 19:38:58 UTC 3 years ago

One more:



http://hiero.ru/pict/6e9/2085992.jpg

[info]rufushonkeriv

March 9 2009, 20:55:42 UTC 3 years ago

Re: One more:

This is my favorite.

[info]ambrmerlinus

March 9 2009, 19:41:54 UTC 3 years ago

I recognized Spiderman, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and the Matrix. I'm lost on all the rest.

[info]ezhuks

March 9 2009, 20:22:18 UTC 3 years ago

http://community.livejournal.com/randompictures/5916030.html?thread=58292094#t58292094

[info]ambrmerlinus

March 9 2009, 21:14:37 UTC 3 years ago

Danke.

[info]gebkivistik

March 9 2009, 20:33:53 UTC 3 years ago

Things I learned today: Spiderman is into anal fisting.

[info]lafinjack

March 9 2009, 23:54:09 UTC 3 years ago

But who isn't?

[info]scarydavedc

March 10 2009, 03:54:43 UTC 3 years ago

My favs are on the source page, War Of The Worlds and Far. 451
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